Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.

"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo

by GP2 engine November 22, 2021

Ronaldos

White guy who loves to talk, all chicks are attracted to Ronaldos also known by his peers at work as Fido, happy feet

Look at that white guy he must a Ronaldos we are so stocks!

by Canevaro July 6, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo

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A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Ronaldo

Ronaldo could be two famous footballers, either Cristiano Ronaldo or the less famous one Ronaldo Nazario. Many people think that cristiano ronaldo is the greatest footballer of all time. His wife is georgina. And his biggest rivarly is Messi who also is a fantastic player.

Friend: You know Ronaldo?
Me: Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronaldo nazario?

by blondie? September 12, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiii

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.

Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.

*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"

by anonymous November 6, 2023

ronaldo

if something or someone is finished (like Ronaldos career)

"Bro yesterday i was so ronaldo, I fell asleep in the club!"

"I will ronaldo college in summer and start working as a consultant."

"You just got ronaldoed by this guy!"

by areUdriftingMe? May 26, 2022