Horse Remorse

The immediate regret one experiences after shooting up ketamine.

*Day after chemical binge*
Dude 1 - "Man are you alright after that epic session of horse tranquilizer last night?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah I am just going through some horse remorse that's all"

by Pedroew August 19, 2008

Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.

"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse after thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."

by AbeLopezAuthor November 24, 2021

ReMorse Code

Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.

Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)

ReMorse Code...

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.

Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!

by McBerg November 24, 2009

tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.

Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.

by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010

smugglers remorse

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement

Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.

by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017

shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.

As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.

by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014