Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019

Riwurd Reeves

Riwurd Reeves, is a musician who creates music that's extremely sweet beyond taste

Do you wanna taste the true meaning of sweet? Listen to Riwurd Reeves' music, plus thank me later:-)

by Ed Ris February 14, 2021

Tripper Reeves

An amazing, compassionate person that thinks of others before himself. His zodiac is Cancer, he is sexy as hell, FYI

Wow Tripper Reeves! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

by McDeez Nutz February 20, 2018

haley reeves

Haley. A girl who has magic hair, funny laugh, and a big black oriental dick

Oh she is oriental, she is a Haley reeves.

by Ahmi January 13, 2014

becca + reeve

Becca and Reeve are sweethearts who met early in life. despite they're differences, they have great sexual chemistry and romance between them. they will last a long time. they are the fun loving, spunky couple who never wants kids, but loves playing with other peoples kids. they have about 500 dogs between them.

becca + reeve are in love

by anonomys52 September 13, 2021

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

by Lord Toker April 2, 2023