Ockerman’s razor

1: The most confusing and complicated solution possible.

2: Meant to confuse or distract someone from the original problem.

3: Means to obfuscate or hide the true reason.

I can’t understand what’s going on here, must be Ockerman’s razor.

by losrocket April 12, 2019

Santana’s Razorblades

A chaotic group of gleeks who’s job is to be iconic and they do an amazong job at it

Person One: Who are those people?
Person Two: They’re Santana’s Razorblades

Person One: Woah they’re awesome!

by Gleeky Pleasures October 11, 2020

Razor tight

Extremely close. A mixed metaphor (of "razor-thin" and simply "tight") commonly heard from television news reporters during election season, referring to the closeness of a race between candidates.

News anchor: "As you can see here, John, the presidential race is holding at 47 percent for each candidate. It's a razor tight margin."

by rk96 November 6, 2012

razorluvr2000

razorluvr2000 is the hottest person alive, plus he is very funny and cool and did i mention VERY hot?

“Yo have you seen razorluvr2000 on tiktok?”

“Yeah ! he’s so pretty and very funny”

by deeznuts7373893 June 23, 2021

Razor

Little wolfy boy that’s so adorable and strong af. Someone pls find his family

I’m broke in primos because of razor.

by paylessshoes69 March 23, 2021

razor shit

A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!

Dude, I had such bad razor shit that when I wiped- it was 40% shit and 60% blood.

by ozzoloc November 30, 2003

razor toes

Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.

Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007