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Pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.
He follows the religion of pandatheistic Randomism
by Nicky Dover January 25, 2007
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Randomness

V: the state of being random
Related: Random, stupid
Example of randomness: "Hey guess wut?" "CHEESE!!!"
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randoms

Random girls from different area codes that you randomly hook up with and you tell your friends the next day.
I met this chick at the fair and I fucked her in my aunts camper. Called my bud the next day and said "RANDOMS!"
by dix enermous January 8, 2012
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randomsaga

This adjective is created by merging the words 'random' and 'saga'.
It is used occasionally to predefine a tale and incite interest as usually first you will have to explain the term to your audience. Commonly it means a series of events that undeniably meet the criteria for random, haphazard hilarity.
1. Hey, gey this guys, was such a randomsaga. Jez and I... sorry? What's a...? Oh, well a randomsaga is...

2. Jeremy and I were in town and an old lady lost control of her zimmer frame and we jumped on as it rolled down the hill and went on glorious adventures to Sweden with a talking apple, etc.
by Ikara Khoen November 25, 2004
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The Randomness

1. The cause of the infinite number of posibilities and the infinite number of combinations between them in an infinite universe/infinite number of universes.Can be used as an answer to any question.
2.Used as "teh Randomness" in a sarcastic maner when something very unlikely happens.
1.Teacher:
Students,tell me why water consists of two atoms hydrogen and one oxigen?
Student: The Randomness?
2.Man, did you hear Heidy Clum got married to Seal?
No shit? Teh Randomness again!
by Bill_Taylor November 12, 2009
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Randomer

Jetzy: LOL i like apples
Minnie: WHAT?! LOL
Jetzy: LOL i like jetzy
Minnie: your such a randomer.
by EMi.MiLK October 6, 2009
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randomer

This was once used as a compliment to a person of how random they can be. In chatrooms often you get a rondomer who will say the most random thing possible to get noticed.
Randomer:I love to cook pie on my dogs fart vapour
by Aiden Lee November 15, 2005
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