a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.
Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!
He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
Get the Raging Raccoon mug.The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 2, 2023
Get the Raccoon playhouse mug.The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food
by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021
Get the Spicy Raccoon mug.A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.
Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?
Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.
Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.
by partisanwarrior97 April 29, 2019
Get the Raccoon Tailing mug.Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.
Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"
Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"
Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"
by smash*star March 14, 2011
Get the raccoon mug.A wet raccoon is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your ass-cheeks together on someones nose.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.
Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.
Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.
Jerry was being a fag so Tom got his friends to hold Jerry down while he gave him a wet raccoon.
man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"
man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"
by Robrobrockstar February 7, 2006
Get the Wet Raccoon mug.by ignition_b June 4, 2012
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