The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food
by Dudewtfthoughts May 04, 2021
He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes
by CoonCommander April 11, 2019
The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 03, 2023
A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!
Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
by konnie&dolia December 05, 2018
A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.
Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?
Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.
Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.
by partisanwarrior97 April 30, 2019
Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.
Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"
Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"
Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"
by smash*star February 28, 2011
A wet raccoon is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your ass-cheeks together on someones nose.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.
Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.
Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.
Jerry was being a fag so Tom got his friends to hold Jerry down while he gave him a wet raccoon.
man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"
man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"
by Robrobrockstar February 06, 2006