Rape
noun
1. The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse
verb
2. Driven by malice and an indomitable lack of mercy; the act of defeating an opponent beyond conventional standards of victory
verb
3. To add, adorn, bedeck or mix in fruit or assorted fruits to a dish, meal, food product or products with the intent to improve taste
noun
1. The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse
verb
2. Driven by malice and an indomitable lack of mercy; the act of defeating an opponent beyond conventional standards of victory
verb
3. To add, adorn, bedeck or mix in fruit or assorted fruits to a dish, meal, food product or products with the intent to improve taste
noun
1. The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse: Compounded by his intelligence and shattered mental state, Ted Bundy used his charm to murder and rape upwards of 30 people before decapitating his them to keep as trophies.
verb
2. Driven by malice and an indomitable lack of mercy; the act of defeating an opponent beyond conventional standards of victory: "Ha! That 12 year old Korean girl just raped you with a rocket launcher."
verb
3. To add, adorn, bedeck or mix in fruit or assorted fruits to a dish, meal, food product or products with the intent to improve taste: "This salad has pecans but if I rape it with apple wedges it'll taste much better."
"Oh, how thoughtful. That waitress is raping my sundae with a cherry."
"Before Campbell Soup Company raped their V8 vegetable juice, my kids weren't getting enough nutrients, but now they can't get enough. Thanks, Campbell Soup Company, I wish more companies would rape their products like you."
1. The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse: Compounded by his intelligence and shattered mental state, Ted Bundy used his charm to murder and rape upwards of 30 people before decapitating his them to keep as trophies.
verb
2. Driven by malice and an indomitable lack of mercy; the act of defeating an opponent beyond conventional standards of victory: "Ha! That 12 year old Korean girl just raped you with a rocket launcher."
verb
3. To add, adorn, bedeck or mix in fruit or assorted fruits to a dish, meal, food product or products with the intent to improve taste: "This salad has pecans but if I rape it with apple wedges it'll taste much better."
"Oh, how thoughtful. That waitress is raping my sundae with a cherry."
"Before Campbell Soup Company raped their V8 vegetable juice, my kids weren't getting enough nutrients, but now they can't get enough. Thanks, Campbell Soup Company, I wish more companies would rape their products like you."
by Obfuscatious Beguiler August 06, 2014
Me:I drove my truck around a sharp ass corner doin 95!
Some guy: man you were fuckin raping that thing!
Me:yeah I was!
or
Girl:no I dont wanna suck your dick
Guy (with gun): suck it! suck it dry! (I RAPED YOUR MA)
Some guy: man you were fuckin raping that thing!
Me:yeah I was!
or
Girl:no I dont wanna suck your dick
Guy (with gun): suck it! suck it dry! (I RAPED YOUR MA)
by Dirty Ed April 16, 2005
by xYukiKatzzx November 09, 2019
"Ahh fuck Steve why are you raping on my bed?!"
"BRUH KYLE DID YOU JUST RAPE ON THE FRONT PORCH!?!?!?"
"BRUH KYLE DID YOU JUST RAPE ON THE FRONT PORCH!?!?!?"
by NiqqaRapper October 09, 2019
by 696ix9ine69 August 30, 2019
by dontrape3 August 08, 2009
Girls walking to their next class, Victomhood 101.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
by omihek November 26, 2018