flesh quilt

when kissing/shagging a girl (normally outside) and you put her on top of you to keep warm.

"broseph, wheren't you cold?" "nah bra i had my flesh quilt"

by Briceman January 11, 2010

nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.

After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.

by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021

Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.

-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."

by Footballsgreatsoccerisdumb.com August 17, 2011

kick the quil

A motivational phrase with the sole intent of encouraging one to discontinue the chronic use of Vicks Nyquil cold and flu medication for non-medical purposes.

Dude, you've been drinking that stuff, like, every night for the past three months. I think it may be time to kick the quil.

by Carolyn Giles May 8, 2008

Quilling

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill whilst using vaginal fluids (normally during the female's menstrual cycle) as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.

Who needs a word processor when they can do some quilling?
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!

by anonymous nova March 6, 2011

Poo Quilt

When you are having anal sex and when you pull out she poos all over your quilt.

Hey Tom I was screwing this chick in the bum and when i pulled out she did a poo quilt all over my bed.

by RED1234456789 February 1, 2009

quall

A term for a male's left testicle. Mostly the dominant testical, hanging lower than its brother.

Ouch you hit me in the quall!

by Zane Yudasz and Andy Jeskey November 27, 2007