by BlueJersey November 05, 2017
a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.
Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.
by SiberianPenguin January 24, 2010
Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.
Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O
by NoNamesNeeded February 07, 2015
by Kurt Langston September 03, 2008
a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has sex with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling ricebutts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!
ahh i'm thinking about headin down to the ol' farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.
by Alex Homeskillet March 04, 2008
A prick
by Shitwiggle February 27, 2022