Friend that I don't have: Did you get any pussy this time?
Me: No.
Friend that I still don't have: That's because you have a face even your mother can't love. That's why no one adopted you. I'm not your friend. I need more crack Gary.
Gary: No Terrance, you crackhead.
Friend I will never have: Fuck you Gary.
Me: No.
Friend that I still don't have: That's because you have a face even your mother can't love. That's why no one adopted you. I'm not your friend. I need more crack Gary.
Gary: No Terrance, you crackhead.
Friend I will never have: Fuck you Gary.
by The better Gonzalo August 18, 2017
Get the Pussymug. 
Any kittys name z❤️❤️❤️🐱🐱
Guy 1 “I fucking love pussy”
Guy 2 “my cats name is Charlie.”
Guy 1 “…”
Guy 2 “what the fuck are you talking about.”
Guy 1 “don’t worry about it.”
Guy 3 “he’s talking about vagina nigga.”
Guy 2 “my cats name is Charlie.”
Guy 1 “…”
Guy 2 “what the fuck are you talking about.”
Guy 1 “don’t worry about it.”
Guy 3 “he’s talking about vagina nigga.”
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