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Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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Ohio PTSD

A disorder caused by a short period of exposure to Ohio(if this interaction was prolonged the victim would not be alive), it is characterised by flashbacks to Ohio which can cause severe anxiety and terror, it is untreatable and will become more likely as people want to explore Ohio more
*a man looks terrified and extremely sad*
"Yo dude, you okay? Do you have Ohio PTSD"
by Namij December 18, 2022
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PTSD

Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
BENJI: “My ex got me on some PTSD
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP

BENJI: Amee
by Benjamin Agu January 17, 2023
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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PTSD

People got this from playing too much COD
P1: Hey, wanna play COD
P2: (shudders, remember people dying, while also suffering from PTSD simultaneously) No thanks.
by Incestry.com May 29, 2018
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Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.
“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022
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ptsd

(P. T. S. D)
P.enis T.hat needs T.o be S.ucked D.isorder
female: stop sending pp pics

male: sorry it's that I have PTSD
female: ...
by Coniop November 6, 2020
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