PTSD

Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
BENJI: “My ex got me on some PTSD
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP

BENJI: Amee
by Benjamin Agu January 17, 2023
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PTSD - The trauma of having a smaller penis than your girlfriends ex(es), no matter your actual size. Also the trauma of always having to compensate for your inadequate size. Compounded by knowing that there is nothing you can do about it (besides cutting it off and offer it to the gods in a fiery sacrifice) Crippled by genetics.
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do you have ptsd?
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PTSD or post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental and behavioural disorder that is caused by traumatic events.
"My old man got PTSD after his deployment in Vietnam."
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Playing The System Disease
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.

Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"
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Post Traumatic Snapchat Disorder

When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
« can you check his snapscore i have ptsd »
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“Omg my mom gives me PTSD” “Isn't that post traumatic stress disorder?” “No i mean Parental traumatic stress disorder which means my parent(s) are annoying and stress me out all the time” “ohh ok i feel you bro”
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