Procrasplanation

The word used to describe when a teenager is trying to explain why they are procrastinating over doing a chore.

When Kayla was asked why the dishes weren't done? She offered this Procrasplanation, "I was too busy texting Bianca about our science home work."

by JnLBerry0810 December 18, 2010

Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.

I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.

by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011

procrasteanation

Procrastination through the brewing of tea, and drinking thereof.

I was trying to revise, but my thirst for tea caused many bouts of procrasteanation.

by WiederVerwendbar February 21, 2014

Procraftstinating

making stuff in order to avoid working

She's got a paper due tomorrow, so naturally she's been procraftstinating all day and made tons of cute stuff.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

procrapstinate

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017

procranstonate

the act of procrastonating in mr. c's class.

mr c: what are you kids doing! slackers!
us: nothing!
mr c: don't procranstonate!

by devochka August 14, 2006

Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC

Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!

by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011