private school problems

Problems only faced by private schoolers

Friend: hey can you lend me a fiver for lunch
Me: sorry i only carry fiftys
Friend: haha private school problems

by shligoboyzz June 2, 2016

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PHD Problems

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.

"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems

by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012

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Related Words

Problomes • problame • Problemental • problemets • Problemetts • Problemeur • problemist • Problemista • problemistics • problemless

When you are a Weenis who is rapped up in a white fluffy comforter on the couch with only your head sticking out of it and thus you resemble a cloud. This makes you a Weenis Cloud, Weenis Clouds encounter many problems and thus have Weenis Cloud Problems!

Me: Yo your a Weenis Cloud
Tommy: Weenis Cloud Problems!
Sarah: (**being a Weenis Cloud**)

by FistpumpPushupChampstick! October 25, 2011

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Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011

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Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

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ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008

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