Presidential engineering

to ni**r rig something

i dont think i can fix it but i can "Presidential engineering" it

by kneemo March 11, 2011

Presidential Executive

The new title for Donald Trump, the leader (DrumpfenFührer) of the New Improved States of Trump, Inc.

He no longer "presides" over debates, etc., but rather rules by Executive Order, the way a businessman runs things.

Der DrumpfenFührer is no longer referred to as POTUS.

He is the Presidential Executive.

The States are no longer United. But they are New and Improved. (see bit.ly/2kVJIIe )

And we don't need to capitalize "Of The".

So now, what's the official abbreviation? Hmmmm, I wonder...

by Nikolai Peterson February 2, 2017

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

Presidential Campaign

The effort put into winning a girl over so you can have sex with her.

Dude 1: Dude, so did you bang Molly yet or what?

Dude 2: Nah dude, shes a tough one. I still got her in the Presidential Campaign.

by Obama-nator November 4, 2010

jay leno for presidential burger

1. a burger that is offered when jay leno runs for president

mumbles went to burger king and asked for the jay leno for presidential burger

mumbles also asked for the conan o'brien burger too

by tree trunk slim August 6, 2010

Presidentially Rigged

1. Poor quality. See Ghetto "improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike"

1. The hatchback on my 87 Honda Civic Si won't stay shut, so I presidentially rigged it with some duct tape and vice grip pliers.

by hymie2 January 15, 2009

Presidential Adjustafication

New term for "Nigger-Rigging" since Obama took office

"Do you have any duct tape, I need to make a presidential adjustafication to my truck?"

by The Great Hambini August 28, 2009