by Chaddy7689 November 18, 2011
Get the Pounehed-it mug.The temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.
I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
by rev. ray July 30, 2016
Get the Porcelain palsy mug.Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.
Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
Get the Porcelain Drips mug.When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.
by facelymilkington September 15, 2021
Get the Porcelain Lasagne mug.Pouyeh is a kind, Persian sweetheart. She is beautiful inside and out. She is innocent and warmhearted, unless you make her angry. She will always be there for you if you are important to her. She will prioritize you over herself. You can give her food in return and she will be happy. Pouyeh is the type of person you want to have around, so be careful with your behavior.
Also written as: Puye, Pooyeh, Pouye.
Also written as: Puye, Pooyeh, Pouye.
by rosevahshi February 10, 2022
Get the Pouyeh mug.the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
by triebkore March 16, 2012
Get the painting porcelain mug.All those who are a little chunkier than the average Homosapien around the gut, a disguised word for fupa or gunt
Guy 1 - Wow look at the Pringle Pouch on that girl
Guy 2 - That thing is .... HUGE!!!!
Guy 3 - .... Come on lads that's my wife
Guy 2 - That thing is .... HUGE!!!!
Guy 3 - .... Come on lads that's my wife
by Jackstar_22 July 27, 2012
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