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Possume

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!
by Ledeman May 20, 2011
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Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.
"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."
by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014
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angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.
I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.
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Urban Possum

A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando
I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids
by Moxie_stars August 10, 2019
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Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.
"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."
by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019
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Reagan Postulate

Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."
This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.
by isolated kitten January 3, 2022
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Moral posturing

People claiming to care about things that didn't happen to them.
Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"

Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."

Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "

Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
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