Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

Hornt Posting

When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.

It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."

Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting

by LordViper May 20, 2019

Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.

{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.

by lubaver September 30, 2021

high-postin'

To front and/or profile; act like you got game; pose like you know the word; to boast, show off.
Possibly derived from basketball terminology; to high post is to position one's self offensively at the top of key. This can be taken as an affront to the defensive player's defensive prowess.

Mos Def says, "...I'm from Brooklyn
certain shit you just don't do
like
high-postin' when you far from
or like
high postin' when you all alone..."

by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

position impossible

whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.

lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible

by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021