short position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor owns financial instruments (shares, bonds, financial derivatives, etc.) that will make the most money IF some other thing declines in value.

Therefore, one always has to take a short position on something in particular. A short position on gold means the investor expects gold to decline in value in the near future, and has bought various things to make money if it does.

Some ways to take a short position on X include:

(1) buying a put option on X

(2) writing a call option on X

(3) borrowing X and selling it (shorting a stock)

#3 is the classical way to take a short position. It was dangerous because a skillful trader could squeeze the shorts using a corner.

BILL: I guess you took a bath when the stock market tanked, huh?

ANA: Nope. I took a short position on all of the nine largest banks. Did rather well, thank you very much.

BIL: Sweet!

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Positive Problem

A problem which, while it may be annoying, you dont really mind having, or a problem that you would rather have than not have.

I brought home too many groceries to fit in my refrigerator. Since this means that both food is readily available to me and that i have the money to buy it, this is a positive problem.

by SenexTheWise November 19, 2010

urban dictionary sex position

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary

“We should try out the charmander “

“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”

by TotallyNotASoviet February 22, 2020

yokalite position

On your hands and knees, ready to take it from behind.

She got down in the yokalite position.

by MEGADIRK May 13, 2005

Body positivity

It started as way of accepting people who are disabled and/or cant controll a part of there body, but has been taken over by a bunch of tik tok fattys as a "movement" to justify obesity. Usually women over 200kg

My step sister is fat and used "body positivity" to cheer herself up

by UrFatSis213 March 8, 2021

PMSimistic

A mood, common among females, describing bleak and angry views on the world. This is most often associated with that certain time a month, or just with someone (male or female) who is being a bitch.
Synonym- Pissimistic (someone who is always really Pissed Off)

"Excuse me miss, would you donate to dying children in Africa?"
"Go fuck yourself. They'll die anyway, so what's the point?"
"Well you can save them, you PMSimistic bitch!"

by Kawaiisquid April 2, 2009

positive surealism

A wave of interaction either spoken in word form; animation; video or on a lower scale musical.

Describes what can appear a lower form of society when in fact it is the newest form of governing world institution. The Party of the people ready to hit Hollywood images become a real life revolution completed.

An electrical force/spirit that when in complete control of any conscience can create huge urges of activism,

Part of an overall equation that brings a lasting feeling of Peace of mind.

Armed political movements putting guns and bomb out of the equation whilst trying to finally get the correct equation to make peace a reality. What is the positive surealism of this?

by Zipifried March 9, 2010