Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back

Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge

by toddyschmeckles November 23, 2024

Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

by Pete My Meat June 14, 2025

Poseidon’s Fist

When the fat wet pussy grabs a hold and won’t let go.

You better be careful about who you’re raw dogging or you may have to do battle with Poseidon’s Fist.

by Sandusky’s Loofa December 13, 2025

Poseidon

Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.

The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.

After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.

by Captain Kobe February 2, 2025

Chocolate Poseidon

The defender of bubbles. The act of taking a dump in a bubble bath and playing with it

‘ here he comes. Chocolate Poseidon the defender of bubbles’ Said Nick whilst holding his dump in the bath.

by StelioK March 13, 2025

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.

See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night

by Georgianexpat July 20, 2024