When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.
by crushnsandos July 27, 2023
Get the poseidon's embracemug. When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022
Get the Poseidon’s Kissmug. When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.
by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019
Get the Sneezing Poseidonmug. Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.
by Dog go December 12, 2020
Get the P-8 Poseidonmug. Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.
by Captain Kobe February 2, 2025
Get the Poseidonmug. by Georgianexpat July 20, 2024
Get the Poseidon’s Tridentmug. When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.
by The man down under March 19, 2019
Get the Poseidon's Crownmug.