pornhub time with my school (hot)

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.

Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)

by coolkid4543 March 12, 2019

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Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 01, 2020

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pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike

I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film

by B1g E December 22, 2020

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pornhub lily

the girl in the future that will 100% be seen on pornhub in the future and will probably be seen snorting coke off mens dicks for money

that girl is such a pornhub lily

by jade pappos October 15, 2023

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pornhub elbow

Similar to 'tennis elbow', pornhub elbow occurs after a prolonged period of repeated use of pornhub, typically many months or years. The afflicted person develops chronic pain in the elbow of their dominant hand due to repetitive stress injury.

sufferer: Damn, my elbow is killin me, i gotta lay off the pornhub for a while cuz I got a bad case of pornhub elbow. Pass the naproxen.

by doubtown February 09, 2022

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