Cock poof

When you insert your penis into your partners ass and they fart on your cock.

That cock poof last night was phenomenal!

by Chickychicky12 March 11, 2019

Squee poof

When something is going wrong or being messed up and u just can’t decide how to describe it

This winds making my hair all squee poof

by AmericaSomoanSam March 17, 2020

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021

mega bumhole pooface

The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.

Well you are a mega bumhole pooface. Get wrecked loser. You just got beasted on noob

by ZeMasster December 30, 2018

cheesy poofs

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)

Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.

by zoey April 11, 2004

poof dunny

An Australian term for a public toilet block which is known to be frequented by homosexual men for sex. Sometimes on the walls of the cubicles there are adverts written in pen about cock size, phone numbers, meeting times and such of the writer. The toilets may also be frequented by poofter bashers. Watch your arse if you go to a public toilet anywhere in the inner-city beachside suburbs of Melbourne, junkies may frequent as well. George Michael is a fan of English public toilet architecture.

Xavier and Stefan were delighted at the opening of the world's largest poof dunny in St. Kilda, designed by George Michael, the world famous poof dunny aficionado. It has 500 cubicles and the world's longest piss trough where multitudes can line up and size up each other's cocks.

by kenny the portaloo man November 2, 2008

Pooffensive

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.

- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.

by imponerad February 5, 2009