when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.
Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.
by Refreshelover83 December 20, 2017
by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020
Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019
A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
The inadvertent act of your phone typing gibberish while in your pocket. Can also happen with swipe text commonly these days.
by L_F_O February 11, 2024
Petty Poetry would look something like:
The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.
Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.
Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010
Arguably the best and most popular poetry website (that is founded in the Jurong district of Singapore)
"Hey have you heard of Arbitrary Poetry?"
"It's a great site where anyone can publish their poems. Of course I've heard of it!"
"Indeed! What I love about it is the diversity of poems it contains."
"It's a great site where anyone can publish their poems. Of course I've heard of it!"
"Indeed! What I love about it is the diversity of poems it contains."
by IuseUD October 12, 2022