Alaskan Potato Chip

When a guy cums on a girls stomach, let's it dry, then peels it off and eats it.

John jizzed on Mary's stomach and when it dried she ate it like an Alaskan potato chip

by AD12 January 31, 2014

Los Angeles Potato Chip

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's chest (or other location on the body) and she let's it dry into a crispy potato chip. She may proceed to eat the potato chip once fully dried under the hot and dry Los Angeles sun.

Oh baby, give it to me so I can sate my hunger with a crispy los angeles potato chip

by The German Badger January 2, 2012

potato candy

The term potato candy can be used to refer to french fries. It may also apply to other forms of potato products.

"pass the potato candy."

by ayshia October 28, 2007

Potato counter

A person with Down syndrome

There is a job for everyone-- even potato counters get hired in the workplace.

by Countchoco July 29, 2014

potato cunt

What a woman calls the hoe who stole her man in a Hallmark movie.

"He's leaving me for that potato cunt!!!!"

by calico_kid December 4, 2016

Little potato clam

a really ugly girl

"look at her she's a little potato clam "

by that guy E July 19, 2015

Potato Chipping

Verb: The shape a trampoline forms when you are trying to assemble it. It is extremely hard to flatten out during the assembly process, especially in the blistering Florida sun. This condition causes heavy perspiration and continuous cursing.

While assembling the trampoline on Christmas morning, we could not stop the trampoline from potato chipping. After several failed attempts to straighten it out, we decide to consume heavily.

by Orra December 20, 2012