platinum lad

A platinum lad is a male with exceptional urban alpha male attributes, such as ability to down pints quickly, have amazing banter and impress others with their general wittiness and awe!

He was a real platinum lad

by Banter saw us September 28, 2023

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noise platinum

When a noise musician sells over 100 copies of their album/mixtape in a week.

"When clipping. and I visited the Sub Pop offices for the first time, they showed us their wall of platinum and gold records. William Hutson responded 'Once I put out a tape and sold 100 copies in a week, that's called going noise platinum' and only the clipping guys and I laughed." - @deathbombarc on twitter

by BiggerDinosaurus February 6, 2019

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Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

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platinum heart

to have a heart of pureness that is the hottest around

Guy 1: i have a platinum heart!
Guy 2: why do you have a platinum heart?
Guy 1: because im nice to everyone even if they've been mean and disrespectful towards me.

by JustTrey February 9, 2023

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Platinum AK47

The weapon Saddam Hussein used. An American soldier attempted smuggling it as a war prize.

General: Quick boy, get me that Platinum AK47.
Boy:شما حرامزاده شما می توانید اسلحه خود را بتعویق انداختن شما را نخواهد گرف
Translator: I think he says you can't take it sir.
General: Quick smuggle it aboard the aircraft.

by BoyTomatoPersianPrideWhatever January 24, 2011

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