Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".

Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.

by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011

planking

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?

by jahhman23 June 19, 2011

packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.

Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!

by mcfisha January 25, 2008

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

Packing Onions

Refers to Booty- Can Make a Grown Man Cry

These Women are Packing Onions. They're Packing some Serious Onions.

by Onion Packer May 8, 2011

Packing for Prague

Enjoying Self Arousal and Orgasm over a Colleague

Colleague 1: "Where's Darren?"
Colleague 2:"He's packing for Prague Mate"
Colleague 1: "The new graduate?"
Colleague 2: "That's the one."

by OwlLamp October 7, 2015

Packing for Perth

A derogatory South African slang term for white South Africans planning to emigrate to Australia

Willem: Hey Watkin, did you hear Johannes is going to Australia?

Watkin: Packing for Perth huh?!

by Selous Scout November 15, 2016