Elvish Piper

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.
Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.
by Insulin Lad June 06, 2010
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piper clover

a fag designated as a look out, while other fags are going at it in the bushes.
i was walking by the sand dunes and i heard whoo-whooo !from a piper clover next thing i knew the bushes were rustling and fags were scampering in all directions.
by scottl October 21, 2006
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Piper Prime

A person who gets a nose bleed whenever they look at the popular Nintendo video game character Samus Aran.
You love Metroid too much, such a Piper prime
by Slamlink February 10, 2021
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piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.
Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
by Yggdrasil April 09, 2008
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Piper Joe

To partake in smoking a cone/bowl through a bong/pipe/etc.
Ugh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
by Yggdrasil April 08, 2008
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stove-piper

A person that is a hack at their trade. The handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique.
(Like the old Mickey Mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove).

"Dude is fast, but he's total stove-piper!"
by DB0380 September 13, 2009
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Billie Piper

Highly talented actress. Attended Sylvia Young Theatre School and, aged 14, became the face of pop music magazine Smash Hits. First single "Because We Want To" reached Number One in the UK charts in September 1998.

After her pop career ended, appeared in various lead acting roles, but became best known for playing Rose Tyler in Doctor Who alongside Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant. Also plays Belle De Jour in "Secret Diary of a Call Girl".
Person One: Rose is back in Doctor Who!
Person Two: Who plays her?
Person One: The amazing Billie Piper!
by Flame Butterfly August 05, 2008
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