Pervus

The legendary secret agent who brought down the evil child molester known only as Chester. Pervus, a small oily man brought to life by the great God Mick was a connosseur of the finer things in life: namely, lesbian porn. Pervus turned evil and conquered the world of Lesbia only to be defeated by the great hero Arlo the Racist and his band of ghosts. He was forgiven for his sins by Mick and now lives in Valhalla fighting evil child molesters and jacking off to lesbian porn.

I like lesbian porn, BITCH!

by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004

peruse

The act of a person or small group of people travelling somewhere, often by foot, without a distinct purpose other than having fun.

Alana is going for a peruse, does anyone want to join her?

by Original Greg September 17, 2005

Perseus

If anything, Perseus is a complicated individual. More often than not, he's probably gonna consider himself a Pessimist or an Atheist, but 'definitely not a Satanist.' He is an awesome and lazy ass person, but that's his charm. From being the most wrathful person in existence, to the most kind hearted individual. Perseus is someone you'd be lucky to come across, no matter how much of an asshole he may be at times. His name speaks volumes, you don't often come across people like him. Meaning if you do hear his name, chances are you'll immediately think of some guy who looks like a more fit version of Moe from the Simpsons...

"You seen Perseus anywhere?"
"Not really, he said he was staying home to play Sekiro again.."
"Goddamit Perseus..."

by bruh97 April 25, 2019

pensus

omg the peepee is sussy o_o

Guy 1: penis sounds like pensus sometimes
Guy 2: OH NO MY FRIEND HAS BEEN INFECTED BY THE AMONG US VIRUS IM GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by I did ur mother at December 7, 2021

Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

by Person :)! September 11, 2009

percussive reset

(i) hitting a machine until it starts working again

(ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.

"Dude, the TV's not working. How do I fix it?"

"Didja try percussive reset?"

by TenChan September 19, 2011

percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.

Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.

by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014