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Pence you

To threaten to end someone who refuses to conspire with your evil, illegal scheme.
I’m going to Pence you unless you bury this body.

It would be a Shame if someone Penced you because you didn’t deliver this package.
by Red Kitty Kyle November 23, 2024
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Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.
"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."
by burndarker October 7, 2020
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pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.
Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap
by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017
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to pence

(To pence) Mike is owned by China and penced over 74million American patriots to stay loyal to his homeland of China
by Atom meatshaft D January 6, 2021
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Pence Sense

noun and adjective When an individual is both gay and homophobic. Based on the previous American Vice President Michael Pence, who many have head cannoned to be homosexual despite his support of many homophobic agendas.
Kelly Anne Conway has mad Pence Sense.

Abby Shapiro is definitely Pence Sense.
by Jason A Rowland November 20, 2021
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Pence Effect

When a person is held responsible for something by their boss that logic and/or the facts suggest is due to a number of other circumstances. While it can be argued very narrowly that the employee could have behaved differently, it is the case that there are too many aforementioned factual or logical inconsistencies to cause the ire of the boss upon the employee. An important element is that this judgement and subsequent criticism is after a considerable amount of time where the employee has offered loyalty in the face of difficult positions taken by or assignments given by one's boss.
The vice president suffered from the Pence Effect when he was blamed by his boss for not single handedly overturning the election.

That guy toiled loyally for years attempting to implement his bosses ideas even though they were I'll advised. When they didn't work out he was blamed. Sure, maybe someone else could have done it, but to draw the conclusion that it's his fault is a stretch at best. He suffered from the Pence Effect.
by TheNewLexicon January 10, 2021
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pound pence

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I watched pound pence on telly.
by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023
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