callery pear

(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
by Bicycleman May 31, 2017
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Hot pear

A pear which is on fire
Oh no! There's a hot pear over there!
by Renee McYes January 6, 2016
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Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.
“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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pear drop

Signature wrestling move of a westcountry wrestler known as "peZ". consists of jumping from a height with knees pointing downwards onto the victims front of back. variations include pear drop from hand stand, and a diving board.
shut up Jon or i'll pear drop you.
by Juergen Piortersmit May 27, 2006
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Yung Pear

A new white rapper from the Midwest. Known for spitting with an icey cold flow. A part of Pear Squad.
Person 1: Did you hear Yung Pear's new single?
Person 2: Yeah, the flow is so cold!
by Nate52901 November 4, 2014
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poperin pear

haha that kids a poperin pear!
by wang smang December 26, 2003
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Wet Pear

To wet pear a partner is to dip your balls in a cup of piss and then dip it into your partners mouth.
What are we gonna do with this cup of piss. I say we give her a wet pear.
by Corey Weaver January 4, 2009
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