pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009

Pump-and-munch

A threesome, male female female.

Hey angel, want to join megan and mike for a pump-and-munch?

by Dr Rock June 11, 2006

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

by Emyjo Ed December 9, 2008

PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN

THE male organ ,used to produce. The penis, man-gina, twat-cicle, cock,dick.

"SHE loves to play with my PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN"

by love2ride August 2, 2006

Pump Pic

After a workout muscles will temporarily increase in size in a phenomenon referred to as “Muscle Pump.”

A Pump Pic is a photo showcasing this. They are frequently in the form of “Glute Pump” pics, aka photos of Muscle Pump making someone’s glutes (butt) look bigger.

Gf: Hey babe I’m going to the gym now I’ll talk to you later
Bf: Make sure to send me some Pump Pics 😍

by Max :P January 16, 2023

pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

Pump her full of [name]

Expression used for the act of sex.

"I'm gonna pump her full of Frank."

by Johnny D. November 19, 2004