Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

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Hot-poxing

To attend a large indoor gathering during a pandemic without masks or social distancing.

I can't believe Karen parties this much during a pandemic. Girl loves hot-poxing

by Mongolhoarde December 29, 2020

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the pox

To become fed up, irritated, or completely exhausted by something or someone, especially after putting up with it for too long.

Originates from the Middle English term for syphilis.

"I'm getting the pox with this stupid fucking computer, it keeps turning itself off."

"I'm getting the pox with you, mate!"

"I tried fixing my Reliant Robin myself, but I got the pox with it and called a mechanic."

"I've got the pox with Fred today, he's being a proper arsehole."

"I'm gonna get the right pox if this carries on."

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Pox

1) A curse, or hex.

2) An erosion of self-deternination and disconnect from ecological responsibility.

3) A popular acronym for "People of Xolor."

Unrestrained POX population is an upset to the carrying capacity of the Earth and destroys the self-determination of others by forcing them to help maintain the health and wellbeing of the irresponsible POX.

by Libræ Algiz October 7, 2021

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