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Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
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hrid monkey pox

A Indian kid with monkey pox that looks like a milk dud
by A crappy Alienware PC August 18, 2024
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Pox

1) A curse, or hex.

2) An erosion of self-deternination and disconnect from ecological responsibility.

3) A popular acronym for "People of Xolor."
Unrestrained POX population is an upset to the carrying capacity of the Earth and destroys the self-determination of others by forcing them to help maintain the health and wellbeing of the irresponsible POX.
by Libræ Algiz October 7, 2021
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the pox

To become fed up, irritated, or completely exhausted by something or someone, especially after putting up with it for too long.

Originates from the Middle English term for syphilis.
"I'm getting the pox with this stupid fucking computer, it keeps turning itself off."

"I'm getting the pox with you, mate!"

"I tried fixing my Reliant Robin myself, but I got the pox with it and called a mechanic."

"I've got the pox with Fred today, he's being a proper arsehole."

"I'm gonna get the right pox if this carries on."
by ultimateharibo March 14, 2025
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Alien-Specie Pox

An invasion of European descendants with Pox diseases into America, decimating the Native Americans Indigenous groups, and taking over their land by committing genocide bringing their disease in purpose.
Karen - Ken tells you: Go back to where you came from.
Your comeback can be: You go back where YOU came from you Alien-Specie Pox.
by fckUkaren November 7, 2021
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Glitter Pox

1. The random appearance of glitter on your body.

2. Glitter appearing on things out of nowhere.
You have something on your face. I think you may have contracted glitter pox.
by Rev Nugget November 5, 2019
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pick-in-pox

Pick-in-pox
That guy in the corner has a case of the pick-in-pox.
by prowsboys September 26, 2019
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