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Potatoe

A retard. Someone of low intelligence. May claim higher intelligence.
You're too potatoe to communicate properly.
by Liberty rockstar July 13, 2015
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potato

The best food ever, it grows underground and in dark, dank places. Can be cooked in millions of thousnads of ways.

The ultimate ruler of the galaxy. The potatoes simply rule all. Potato is also a general word for mostly anything. Adjetive, verb, noun, compliment, insult, swear word...
"We're having potatoes for dinner!"the food

"Well, potato you, asshole!"insult

"Wow, this movie is incredibly potatoey!" compliment
by insanekaos May 22, 2004
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Potato

Definition 1:

A potato is a starchy vegetable high in carbohydrates which can be either boiled, mashed or used to compliment a meal

Definition 2:

The code word used for initiate a gang rape session.
Definition 1:

Mum: Cooking dinner

Son: Can I have an extra potato?

Definition 2:

Person 1: POTATO on Zac!!!
Zac: Oh no
by thebigpenis42069 January 29, 2017
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potatoes

Server administrators who like to let you know how powerful and how much better than you they are by abusing their powers.
Potato: !Ban l33t for being better than me and therefore having an aimbot.
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
by Mashed Potato January 19, 2005
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potatoes

The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."

"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013
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Potatoing

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.
Aiden: can worms cry...?

Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much
by Potatoing September 14, 2016
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potato

The ultimate gift you send your friends and loved ones @ www.personalpotato.com to ensure they know how much you mean to them.
Johnny sent me this beautiful potato with "happy anniversary" written on it from www.personalpotato.com he's the best husband ever!
by Potatofan November 6, 2015
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