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Pootercruising

Neologism/Portmanteau: Pooter Cruising

The willful, purposeful, and deliberate act of hunting, searching, or "cruising" for female genitalia, or the more common colloquialism, "pussy."

Commonly used to describe the hunting activity of a persevering and enduring man or woman during prolonged blue-spells (masculine, i.e., blueballitis) and wet-spells (feminine, i.e., aquagina).
Dying, my grandfather turned to me and in a whisper said, "I tell you, when at the time of your death you look back on your life, you will remember one thing. Pootercruising. When sex-deprived you go to the pub and ply ladies of loose morals with tequila, in the desperate hope of the Pooter."
by blingblongbling March 16, 2010
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pooterchick

1. Female (chick) proud to be in a computer (pooter) job
2. Geek girl who rips apart or builds computers for fun
3. Gamer with lady parts
4. Woman of remarkable achievement in the world of computer science
5. Big cheese or inventress for an IT or technology company

Female hardware and software engineers, technical support and network analysts, database administrators, internet marketers, SEO gurus, e-commerce and web developers, programmers and computer scientists are all pooterchicks.
I'm a pooterchick. I do cool stuff with pooters. Got a lot more RAM than you think and an ultra-capable CPU.

Famous pooterchicks:
- Mary Lee Woods (mummy to Tim Berners-Lee)
- Sophie Wilson (designed Acorn computer)
- Carly Fiorina (ex-CEO of Hewlett Packard)
- Meg Whitman (ex-CEO of Ebay)
by seogeekbabe August 6, 2011
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PorterSweat

Extreme sweating from extremely warm weather or external stimuli causing to "panic" or to "worry".

A sweaty substance that if can be controlled could be used to rule the world.
Biked 15 miles around 100 degree philly today and got major PorterSweat.

I'm an hour away from my house and I just realized I left a candle on, I'm gonna start portersweating all over the place unless I get back and put it out.

Replaced my lime w/ #portersweat for this lovely Corona Beer.
by Jimmy Rollins 262 June 30, 2012
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Pooter Puke

when the female anatomy secretes milky fluid and stains panties or jeans
Man, that girls jeans have pooter puke all over them.
by shanky740 October 3, 2018
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Porter Ridge

I hate porter ridge. It fuckin sucks.
by Faze_Bamarope November 6, 2019
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porter humor

When something is so unfunny it hurts.
God I hate Porter Humor. It's like, "how does this guy even think he's funny?" Get a load of this stinky head.
by scumbagWade January 23, 2020
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Polnereffed

To be ambushed in a bathroom by someone or something constantly. (Word based off of JJBA Character jean pierre polnareff; Creator of character Hirohiko Araki.)
"I was in my shower when I got Polnereffed by a spider again!"
by Amaya Ayaka August 21, 2020
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