Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

noise platinum

When a noise musician sells over 100 copies of their album/mixtape in a week.

"When clipping. and I visited the Sub Pop offices for the first time, they showed us their wall of platinum and gold records. William Hutson responded 'Once I put out a tape and sold 100 copies in a week, that's called going noise platinum' and only the clipping guys and I laughed." - @deathbombarc on twitter

by BiggerDinosaurus February 6, 2019

Platinum AK47

The weapon Saddam Hussein used. An American soldier attempted smuggling it as a war prize.

General: Quick boy, get me that Platinum AK47.
Boy:شما حرامزاده شما می توانید اسلحه خود را بتعویق انداختن شما را نخواهد گرف
Translator: I think he says you can't take it sir.
General: Quick smuggle it aboard the aircraft.

by BoyTomatoPersianPrideWhatever January 24, 2011

platinum badge

When you dye/bleach your pubic hair and it is a white or platinum color.

She dyed her blonde hair jet black, but she still has a platinum badge below her beltline.

by MWAP694 July 27, 2011

platinum lad

A platinum lad is a male with exceptional urban alpha male attributes, such as ability to down pints quickly, have amazing banter and impress others with their general wittiness and awe!

He was a real platinum lad

by Banter saw us September 28, 2023

platinum ice

It's a term commonly used by gangsters to define diamonds/ rare jewels.

He was only thinking about the cocaine and the *platinum ice*

by Uvuvuevuevue April 29, 2017

platinum royal

chara nari between hotori tadase and kiseki. a yellow theme. tadase is dressed as a prince. his attacks with a his scepter are holy crown and white crown. the scepter also changes into a sword. his powers are only gained from exposure to the humpty lock.

tadase: kiseki. chara nari.
kiseki: roger.
tadase: my own heart unlock. chara nari: platinum royal!

by ayumu March 12, 2012