pinterest mom

a mom that literally diys and crafts every fucking thing

"Hey did your mom make this?"

"I mean yea she's a pinterest mom"

by easternunnsh November 23, 2016

printer ink

The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.

Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.

"I just spent a weeks wages on a colour print cartridge"

by Tim Sturgeon October 30, 2003

Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!

Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!

by zooboots July 6, 2011

Pinteresting

When a Pinterest pin piques ones interest. Also works with "pinterested" and "not pinterested.

Wow that's very pinteresting!

I am not very pinterested in this pin but I'm wicked pinterested in that DIY!

by Mbigger318 June 11, 2013

Pinterest Syndrome

When an individual feels depressed and inadequate as a result of wanting but not having the item(s) she or he sees on Pinterest or similar materialistic websites. Can occur in any gender, but about ten times more likely to be seen in females.

Although Jill's wedding was over a year away, she was already suffering from a case of Pinterest Syndrome after seeing all the things she wanted for her wedding but couldn't have

by User2015 January 10, 2015

bowl painter

The Bowl Painter does not necessarily have to be created by explosive diarrhea. It can also be caused when a large turd paints racing stripes on the toilet bowl as it is being flushed.

Damn, I had a huge bowl painter dump the other day.

by the_buckeye_fan September 2, 2007

Two Pointer

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.

"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"

by Lefty Flash September 30, 2008