Perking

The act of pooping while jerking off

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.

by fummm September 4, 2021

Perk Poff

Extra bonus of sleep

I’m gonna perk poff in my bed

by Eyshxnsbsh July 9, 2021

Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022

perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best

perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April

by dietolive April 29, 2022

PERK plastic surgery

An aesthetic destination for natural beauty

PERK plastic surgery delivered exceptional results and beautiful, natural results.

by PSBevHills October 26, 2022

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020