poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 06, 2011
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Pastry princess

An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.
This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.
by Jal42069 January 15, 2023
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Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry
“OMG he’s such a pastry

I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
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Pastry

When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them
“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 28, 2019
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Pastry

Donna dalle grandi qualità, ammirata per la sua dolcezza
Aristotele:"Lo scopo del lavoro è quello di guadagnarsi il tempo libero per venerare la Pastry"
by ilsorrisodellaPastry May 21, 2021
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pastry

pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.
“i miss pastry”
“pastry come back
by miloandmae April 14, 2023
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Pastry

A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.
My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.
by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018
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