when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

A darkside now known as a light side named Virgil Sanders or Anxiety before he revealed his name to the other sides.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Logan: you’re just para-
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
by Xena/Xenon May 17, 2021

by artag May 12, 2018

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.
*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia
by YnoT June 29, 2012

by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023

by Plague doc December 4, 2023
