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mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023
mugGet the mic paranoiamug.

Paranoia

A darkside now known as a light side named Virgil Sanders or Anxiety before he revealed his name to the other sides.

Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Logan: you’re just para-
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.

I have to say paranoia
by Xena/Xenon May 17, 2021
mugGet the Paranoiamug.

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation
fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again
by artag May 12, 2018
mugGet the google-paranoiamug.

snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.
*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia
by YnoT June 29, 2012
mugGet the snot paranoiamug.

gyat paranoia

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it
"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."
by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023
mugGet the gyat paranoiamug.

Paranoia

A song that’s in every blade ball short ever.
I just listened to paranoia on Spotify.
by Plague doc December 4, 2023
mugGet the Paranoiamug.

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