A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
Get the White Conservative Paranoiamug. when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.
why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
by thebeav63 March 2, 2011
Get the screen paranoiamug. Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.
by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022
Get the Nicki Paranoia Syndromemug. When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
Get the Midwest Paranoiamug. A darkside now known as a light side named Virgil Sanders or Anxiety before he revealed his name to the other sides.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Logan: you’re just para-
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
by Xena/Xenon May 17, 2021
Get the Paranoiamug. P1: I think that guy is staring at me...
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..
by ♧Collateral◇ July 30, 2022
Get the Paranoiamug. when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023
Get the mic paranoiamug.