by Mickelob December 6, 2017
Get the flaming parachutemug. join me
mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024
Get the I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachutemug. Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
by 2Legs July 21, 2014
Get the Hotel Parachutingmug. When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven
by Bowen2Win August 5, 2017
Get the atomic parachutemug. 1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
Get the Platinum Parachutemug. A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.
Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.
by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023
Get the Parachute Protestormug. When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.
Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”
by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021
Get the pineapple parachutemug.