Orangudan

Bizarre love child of an orangutan and a small person, resulting in strange monkey like human

Look at that ginger kid, he's a right orangudan

by anon November 12, 2003

Oranguplan

An odd, ginger coloured and occasionally hostile monkey from the Gibbons family, closely related to the sloth, with whom it shares a propensity for prolonged periods of rest and sleep. The Oranguplan's name derives from a peculiar defense mechanism, which it has evolved in response to a potentially hostile environment: although the creature is often hard to find, once located and cornered it will attempt to throw its pursuers off the scent by devising strange and pointless plans, and by performing a vast number of seemingly useless activities, most of which tend to involve the drilling of holes. The Oranguplan's lair is a baffling array of shelves, drills, screws, cupboards, drawers, boxes, light fixings, tool boxes etc., all of which it will collect as a result of its delaying and decoy activities.

When approaching an Oranguplan: "Hi Terry, have you managed to put those pieces of newspaper behind the ikon plugs yet, so that they don't fade in the sun?"

"Oook oook no, I'm far too busy drilling holes"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Orangutangititis

A physical problem in which a persons arms are so long that they can touch their knees without bending over.

Fred: holy shit! That guys arms are so long!
Jim: Yeah man, he must have Orangutangititis

by Kenneth Callahan January 14, 2009

orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010

Orangutan gang

A quartet of guys that have bigger balls than an Orangutan.

Those guys are an orangutan gang, they threw down tonight.

by Westminster frat November 25, 2018

orangutan

a documentary on the daily life of Donald trumps genitailia, including crabs

that documentary 'orangutan' is god awful.

by dossiedockett November 19, 2019

Orangutan

A large, fat monkey (usually the color of an orange) that makes ze noise DEEPEE.

Humans: oh look at the monkey!
Orangutan: Deepee you little madafrickers

by Aly._.P January 23, 2020