Oranguplan 

An odd, ginger coloured and occasionally hostile monkey from the Gibbons family, closely related to the sloth, with whom it shares a propensity for prolonged periods of rest and sleep. The Oranguplan's name derives from a peculiar defense mechanism, which it has evolved in response to a potentially hostile environment: although the creature is often hard to find, once located and cornered it will attempt to throw its pursuers off the scent by devising strange and pointless plans, and by performing a vast number of seemingly useless activities, most of which tend to involve the drilling of holes. The Oranguplan's lair is a baffling array of shelves, drills, screws, cupboards, drawers, boxes, light fixings, tool boxes etc., all of which it will collect as a result of its delaying and decoy activities.

When approaching an Oranguplan: "Hi Terry, have you managed to put those pieces of newspaper behind the ikon plugs yet, so that they don't fade in the sun?"

"Oook oook no, I'm far too busy drilling holes"

Oranguplan by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem

THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018

Orangutanging 

Verb - Orangutanging

Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.

Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"

Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"

Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014

Spunky Orangutan 

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!

Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!

Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008

Corner Orangutan 

To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.

I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!

Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.

Corner Orangutan by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011

orangutangisheneer 

An orangutang that is an engineer.

You are an orangutangisheneer.

orangutangisheneer by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023

orangutan titties 

Saggy, drooping breasts that hang in such a way that they resemble the breasts of simian species

Dude, Heather has some nasty sagging orangutan titties. She should wear a push-up bra.

orangutan titties by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006