a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
by lisa277 October 15, 2019

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert
by bburkeindaswitch October 9, 2008

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

YTYBOM
by mydrivingskillssuck November 29, 2022
