ohio

Home of the criminal A-holes who run the First Energy Corporation, the folks who brought you the biggest electrical blackout in recorded history, and, save for less than a sixteenth of an inch of corroded metal at a nuclear power plant, the next Three Mile Island.

"Let's just Ohio this safety inspection and save 30% in the fourth quarter."

by Abraham Lincoln August 17, 2003

ohio

A twisted vortex that sucks in all who dare make haste across this treacherous land. Home to big hair, bad genes, and some sort of odd smell I can't put my finger on yet. Residents have a penchant for combing their mullets and molesting collies. Or is it the other way around? No ... definitely molesting collies.

Fuck dude we're in Ohio! Hey, check out that Collie!

by Poo-bear September 9, 2003

ohio

Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.

Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.

by Nick June 27, 2004

ohio

A state that everyone else mispronounces, full of annoyingly random weather. One day it will be 70 degrees and sunny, and the next, it'll be 55 degrees and there'll be a tornado, then it will be 85 degrees and humid, then it will be 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground. No joke. This crap really happens. From the southern hicktowns to the ghettos, there's a variety to see here. Just bring all your winter coats and your bathing suits; you never know what the weather might be.

Weather: *sunny*
Random Outsider: I like Oh-high-oh!
Ohioan: Oh-high-oh? What the crap is that?
Weather: BOOM FLASH FLOOD BOOM!
Random Outsider: Wtf? I hate rain!
Ohioan: Don't worry, wait 5 minutes and it'll change.
Random Outsider: *whew*

by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

ohio

The titest state in the world. GO bucks!

2. The state michigan wants to be like

1. Ohio is tite.
2. Michigan should be more like ohio, because michigan sucks

by buckeyesman March 24, 2004

ohio

The butt-hole of America.

Ohio is definitely shitty.

by Not Josh Wareham March 25, 2005

ohio

Midwestern state, that borders, Indiana, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, and Lake Erie to the North

I was on my way to Ohio for the holidays and for some homemade cherry pie.

by Saints October 6, 2003