the most horrendous looking bitch youll ever lay eyes on. would be a 10/10 at oakland university tho.
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A city across the bay from San Francisco, that can't keep a firm grip on its professional sports teams and home ownership is damn near unobtainable, as gentrification is running rampant, Oakland is full of the good, the bad and the ugly.
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Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
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