Oakleyitis - Derived from Annie Oakley, the great female legendary markswoman. Refers to men who love (or are obsessed with) women with guns, but also extends to women who can fight (albeit boxing, MMA or any martial art).
"My buddy's got the Oakleyitis. He loves chicks who kick. Doesn't matter if it's Jiu-Jitsu or Muay Thai, just so long as she can kick his ass."
a school full of bitches that are hoes and don’t give a fuck bout nothing except dick and dick riding. all the guys are obsessed with ass and fucking girls. all the teacher are fat and ugly and don’t give one shit about their jobs and will give referrals like bills.
yo let’s go to oakleaf junior high. wait the people there are hoes.
"This is ok hu?"
"What the beer? No, not really"
"No, Oatley Pub!"
"Yeah, oh sorry. yeah, nah I thought you were talking about the beer. My Bad. Fridays is supposed to be really good"
"What?"
"Fridays!"
"Oh. I was way off. I thought you said mondays. I was like 'Wait its monday now!'"
"Hahahaha. You need to lay off the ice"
"I hate my life"
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