though recently adopted to simply mean 'idoit, fool, muppet' Numpty is a medical word for the small section of skin in the female gentials between the vagina and anus.
by mattaeus rose August 30, 2005

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

by Robbie the pict August 1, 2003

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.
by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

by numpty muffin September 11, 2019

by Skepeen September 12, 2019

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
by Bellenda January 17, 2008
