by Jim bob bill August 25, 2005
Often shortened to zomberious, zombie serious is the sheer pinnacle of serious.There is no seriousness more serious than zombie serious.
Consider the zombie at work:
A zombie is out for one thing: to kill and eat the flesh of other living creatures, usually humans. There is no bullshit with the zombie - Straight to the task at hand. The zombie's own decaying flesh wont even stop him. You could even chop his legs off and he would crawl to his victim. Talk about dedication! He doesn't care if he looks or smells like shit. A zombie is out there mindlessly sweeping the streets like a roomba vacuum until he finds living flesh, at which point it is on like Donkey Kong!
Other monsters have mixed motives...
Consider Dracula, who lives in a lavish castle and clothes himself with fancy capes. Dracula seldom returns to his coffin without applying Crest White Strips, as he finds yellow fangs repulsive. Speaking of repulsive, Dracula allows garlic to get between him and his blood. And then there's all of the hair product he refuses to leave home without (not to mention all of that pendant bling). What a pretty boy! If he wasn't so pale, Frankenstein would probably call Dracula the Guido of monsters. What a shame.
Consider the zombie at work:
A zombie is out for one thing: to kill and eat the flesh of other living creatures, usually humans. There is no bullshit with the zombie - Straight to the task at hand. The zombie's own decaying flesh wont even stop him. You could even chop his legs off and he would crawl to his victim. Talk about dedication! He doesn't care if he looks or smells like shit. A zombie is out there mindlessly sweeping the streets like a roomba vacuum until he finds living flesh, at which point it is on like Donkey Kong!
Other monsters have mixed motives...
Consider Dracula, who lives in a lavish castle and clothes himself with fancy capes. Dracula seldom returns to his coffin without applying Crest White Strips, as he finds yellow fangs repulsive. Speaking of repulsive, Dracula allows garlic to get between him and his blood. And then there's all of the hair product he refuses to leave home without (not to mention all of that pendant bling). What a pretty boy! If he wasn't so pale, Frankenstein would probably call Dracula the Guido of monsters. What a shame.
When are you going to let up with your mindless GILF hunting? You're zombie serious about GILFS. Get a life!
by Stayman September 10, 2008
An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"
by John O' Driscoll June 05, 2007
by Koreshul June 05, 2009
by D Carns November 17, 2003
person1: I just sharted
person2: FO SERIOUS
person1: FO SERIOUS???
person2: FO SERIOUS NOT FIVE SERIOUS BECAUSE that would be too many!!
person2: FO SERIOUS
person1: FO SERIOUS???
person2: FO SERIOUS NOT FIVE SERIOUS BECAUSE that would be too many!!
by niggaa February 24, 2006
When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".
Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"
dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"
dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
by LittleMermaid19019 April 10, 2008