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noosed

i suicidal or stupid action......
sumthin lame or mean
'he noosed himself over that cookie incident'
' mum noosed me for being out'
i got noosed for crying while my stepdad violated me'
by Ratz December 30, 2005
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need a noose

“I need a noose.”
What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”
by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020
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Noose Music

Sad music meant to induce a feeling of depression typically for when people commit suicide
A: Do you listen to Duster?
B: nah Bro thats Noose Music
by Aza0405 June 17, 2022
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Rose Lace Noose

The up and coming superstar boy band with a roster that consists of its lead vocalist Xavi, it's percussion specialist Jam-il, Lead dancer, Jordy D, Guitarist, Davi, and Backup vocalist RayRay
OMG DID YOU HEAR ROSE LACE NOOSE IS PERFORMING IN CAMDEN, NJ, WE ARE LIKE SO IN THERE
by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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cuck cuck noose

A game played by someone who continues a pattern of getting cucked. Only to get so shocked they want to die. Only to repeat the cycle, as it is a very addictive game.
Bitch if you play cuck cuck noose dont go trying to give any damned advice!
by Dustie567 July 12, 2022
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Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"
by timbo slice May 21, 2013
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