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NOLAN

Male: One dope nigga. Loves to shnook it up with his boys. He's a hard ten. Often gets hot bitches, especially older ones. His favorite activities include partying, hot-boxing cars, and hanging with super hot bitches such as Ashlynne. Has a hella sick jew fro thats red, and no chest hair. Has good music taste, and gets pussy 24/7. On occasion gives cum shots to the eye.
Oh my gosh your dating Nolan? I'd kill to give him dome.
by thatHOTbitchASH July 6, 2011
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nolan

A unit that measures time. Particularly how late someone is running behind.
Man today I went half nolan. I was about an hour late.
by Saddatz November 6, 2020
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nolan

a complete douche. he sucks and he plays girls and he is also a fuckboy. don’t mess around with a nolan. nolan’s are also typically full of themselves and don’t give a shit for anyone else.
“hey did you here about nolan and gabby?”
“yeah he completely played her and then dumped her. he’s a douche and an attention whore.”
“yeah he’s also really cocky.”
by mhgj February 16, 2019
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nolan

man nolan is a bitch
by anonymous January 2, 2022
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nolanize

To make something into something it was never intended to be, usually by splicing together unrelated objects.
"That Mercedes pickup is totally nolanized."
by Chance Payton April 26, 2008
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Nolaned

To get so messy from alcoholic substances that you can no longer look at your life in the same way.
Niamh got so nolaned on Saturday that she ended up in A&E
by OrlaMurphy June 28, 2017
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A Nolan

A Nolan or pulling a Nolan is when someone makes a situation awkward or unfunny.
Nolan’s are typically unfunny, awkward, but has a hot mom.
by My Homie$ August 27, 2020
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